- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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