A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Justin Beiber

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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