- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Soccer...

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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