A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what are you mike bibby?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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