Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Your Mom The End.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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