A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Dumbledore dies.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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