- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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