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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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