- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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