Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

I'm gay.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Diarrhea

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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