What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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