- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.