Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

An Asian person drove home safely.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Horse.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

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