Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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