A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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