Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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