- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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