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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

make me a sandwich! what kind?

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Shltskc gw? G

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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