- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

rent a cops

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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