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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

drew edminstin is a rat

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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