A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Women's Rights..

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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