- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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