- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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