Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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