What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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