- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

kieran is a homosexual

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

My Butthole.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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