- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget that is all

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

You idiot.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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