- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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