- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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