- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

BIG PENIS

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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