- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

France had one revolution

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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