- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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