- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A paralysed man falls over.

SUCK MY NUTS

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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