Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Feminism.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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karn chevalier

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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