- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

are you saying pam, or pan?

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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