A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Bob Saget

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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