- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

This is funny.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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