What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Abortion.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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