Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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