why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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