What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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