- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok