- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

AIDS.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How old is victor? Half past dead

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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