What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

I love you

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Chuck Norris.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

learn. advance!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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