Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Penis chickens

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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