What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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