What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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