- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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