a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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