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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

a black guy hates chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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