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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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