What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Dwight Howard

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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