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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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