- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Seven

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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