- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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