thomas!!!!

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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