- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

time to spruce up!

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.