What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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