What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Brain fart

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Your mums a potato

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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