- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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