So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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