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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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