- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Velcro. What a rip off.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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