- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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