Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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black people

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Hey Shea

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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