- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Justin with a hat.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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