- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what happened to your carpool? they died.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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