Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Knock Knock. Come in.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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