what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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