Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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the midget went to the midget store

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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