- Anti Joke

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Has u seen my grammar?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Has u seen my grammar?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Has u seen my grammar?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **