- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what's the difference between a duck?

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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