- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Knock, Knock Who's There

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

haha Otarts was here

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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