- Anti Joke

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man did not like this site

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.