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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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