Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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