Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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