why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Nickelback.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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