- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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