- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

smell the vitamin C

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Actually it was me Josh brown

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

knock knock!? . . No.

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