Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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