What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Asian women drivers...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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JUST KIDDING^

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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