- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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