Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A Serbian Film

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you see theres this guy.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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