Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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