Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Face...the other white meat!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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