You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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