Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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