- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

you suck

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Your're racist.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Ily bae

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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