- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

My Butthole.

mikey is cute

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A Serbian Film

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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