- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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