- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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