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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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