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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Tony Romo

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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