-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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