What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Antijokes...

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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