- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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