Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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