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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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