How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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