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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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