why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

HEY!

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Democracy.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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