- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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