- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the difference between a duck?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Poop

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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