man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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