what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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This is a joke.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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womens rights

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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