- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I was watching Fox news.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

ur an fagit

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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