- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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