- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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