What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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women's rights

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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