Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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