- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

LO AND BEHOLD!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Womens rights

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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