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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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