- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

You sick fiend

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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