What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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RUN

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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