- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

How did the black person die? Of old age

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