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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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