Fat people

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Women can vote? WTF

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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