Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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