- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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