how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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you give like i give lomain

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penis. nuff said.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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