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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralysed man falls over.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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