- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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