i named my son Frodo because he was little

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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