- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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