How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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your mom is so fat.

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Womens rights.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How old are you? 7

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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