How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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