- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Women's rights.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Take part of what?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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