How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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