how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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