- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's the new green? Green

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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