What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is green and slow Grass.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Your Mom

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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