- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

flavin's head

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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