What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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PENIS that is all

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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belly button

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

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