- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I have read the terms and conditions

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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