- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Everybody will die

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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