it's funny because it's funny

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

justin beiber sucks

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

everyone dislike this

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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