A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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