knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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the WNBA.

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