Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Trump will make America great again.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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