roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Two planes walk into an office building

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Anti Joke

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