a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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