- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats green? The color green.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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